This is my tumblr.My Empire.
  • buddhabrot:

    jingledink:

    found two kitties cuddling by the sea

    NO WAY this made my year

    (via im-just-another-girl)

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  • heyfunniest:

    mlem mlem mlem mlem

    (via im-just-another-girl)

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  • joshpeck:

    joshpeck:

    petition to make this the new anon icon

    image

    another option

    image

    (via zofia-and-sloths)

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  • trenchcoatinimpala:

    things you don’t point out about people:

    • acne
    • cuts
    • Scars
    • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
    • fat rolls/curves
    • how much/how little they’re eating
    • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
    • How fat they are.
    • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
    • If they sweat a lot

    don’t do it

    don’t

    (Source: fishingboatstops, via simplicitythroughsmiles)

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  • martyr-ed:

    castiels-feathery-butt:

    tyflowsion:

    what if ducks threw bread back at you

    you’d have to duck

    This expresses the English language pretty well

    (Source: tyquil, via thefiveeverpeople)

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  • phobs-heh:

    khan2kool:

    sassafras-manson:

    ryanvallejo:

    ktkeen96:

    theecamerondallas:

    i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

    ITS BACK

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE

    IT’S BACK

    This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

    gonna reblog it everytime

    (Source: ryanhatesthis, via zofia-and-sloths)

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  • soulbots:

    This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

    (Source: peeperkorns, via zofia-and-sloths)

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    • me: yeah I love tumblr
    • friend from school: oh yeah me too. I used to be like famous on there haha
    • me: oh how many followers did you have?
    • friend: omg like 70
    • me: wow
    • me:
    • me:
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    • me: that's like SO much. I can't even like beat that man
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  • zackisontumblr:

    i didn’t do my homework, but i also didn’t jump off a cliff so i guess we will say today evens out

    (via thefiveeverpeople)

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